Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around!
With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.
When is a footballer like a baby?
When he dribbles.
Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?
The ghoulie, of course
Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?
They both have trouble with the key.
How can a footballer stop his nose running?
Put out a foot and trip it up.
Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.
When is a footballer like a baby?
When he dribbles.
Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?
The ghoulie, of course
Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?
They both have trouble with the key.
What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?
An elephant with wet football boots.
How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?
Well-armed!
How can a footballer stop his nose running?
Put out a foot and trip it up.
What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.
